I, Joey Michaels, am The Pillow Fight Professional!
<p>Basically this means I'm training a bunch of my sister's friends to hold their own against older siblings. Unfortunately, when the girls win a pillow fight at an overnighter, those older siblings aren't very happy with me. I'm forced to plan a pillow fight to end all pillow fights. Me and the girls against a bunch of bigger boys.</p>

<p>Winning the pillow fight would be a lot easier without the following three problems: </p>

<p>1) Brock, the bully, who has never lost a pillow fight-or any fight for that matter</p>

<p>2) Isabelle, my partner, who may quit if she figures out that I'm using a bunch of girls to fight my battle for me</p>

<p>3) My team of little girls, who want to wear footie pajamas as our uniform</p>

<p>If we win, I'll get to keep the new bike I worked so hard for. If we lose, well ... I won't let us lose. I can do this all on my own if I have to. Because I got <i>da moves</i>.</p>