A ludicrous tale of dating, murder and kidnapping. <br />After Timothy Parkes joined Two to Tango dating agency, he found himself involved in two suspicious deaths.<br />Inspector Davis and detective Dave Quilford thought they'd taken a job in a quiet country town. Instead they found themselves working in a bizarre community. Dealing with over enthusiastic, elderly vigilantes.<br />Police constable Eve told her colleague, 'I think they're wonderful. Such colourful characters.'<br />'I've heard they murder one another,' he replied.<br />'Only very occasionally,' smiled Eve.